I am far more witty in anonymous comments then on Facebook
I have a real sadistic streak, but only if it’s mutually beneficial to all. Especially when it comes to rich people and mining. Honestly! have you seen this? (via theAwl)
Clowns freak me out a lot less than they used to. Watch the promo and donate to fund our film Smile. It will probably not help you get to the same place I am but it will be damn fun!
I have a mountain of clothes but none of them go together. Okay I discovered that earlier but it’s a serious problem, don’t you think?
Famous people had some crazy exotic pets. My personal favourite other than the stack of cheetahs, which was obviously a popular one at that time, is seeing Beatrix Potter with her pet rabbit… on a string leash! Maybe she was planning on wringing its neck later but thought she’d save time and just let it garrote itself. As you do…